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One-Liners from the Front-Line
Nov/2007
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This section of our site and ministry is a collection of one-liners and throw-away remarks that have and continue to come our way (in the great south land of paganism) on the streets, phone, mail and fax and online on a daily basis over the past 20years. Life is interesting and unsolicited, this life in the flesh is but vapour and the next life for eternity whether that be heaven or hell.......Click.....Click......Click.....Click........Selah. 
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* Paul Sheehan you are the true picture of what is called a 'fundamentalist christian' and people don't like that.

* Sheehan you are a 'humbug'.

* JTCM is 'a' pearl/church in the midst of many empty oyster shells/churches.

* You don't know how much your message has helped me.

* If you don't shut up I will throw this mobile phone at you.

* If you were a christian you would give me some money $$$.

* I don't even believe you are a christian, Jesus said don't judge.

* Ever since you prayed for me my whole life has changed.

* Man, you are out here on the streets doing what christians should be doing but it is clear they couldn't care less, their job is more important.

* I heard about you getting set on fire by the muslim, it's good to see you well and still preaching the truth without fear of man.

* Why don't you go and help the poor instead of standing here talking rubbish.

* Get a real job mate you fu.....id...!!!!!!!

* I got me own religion mate!!

* I already know God mate, I know all that!!!!!

* You are braver than me, to do this in the street mate.

* Jesus is not God mate he is the son of God, wake up to yaself!!!!!

* If you're here when I get back, I'm gunna smash you mate!!!

* God is love mate, Jesus never said to do what you're doing ya di..head!!!

* F..k Allah and f..k Jesus, religion has brought nothing but trouble f..k it all, I hate it!!!

* You must speak with tongues mate otherwise you're not saved!!!

* No one's listening to ya mate, give up.

* Jesus is dead mate, get a life!

* I met Jesus years ago mate.

* We're all different mate, not interested.

* I'm going to visit an old peoples home today, I'll make sure they all get to watch this DVD/Witness they really need it.

* I seen you years ago over Stones Corner preaching, I'll take some of that literature mate.

* I heard about you mate, the church I go to says to stay away from ya.

* Are ya getting anywhere???

* What's that?....no mate, I'm a satan worshipper, satan rules!!!

* What's Jesus ever done for me mate, I gotta go to jail next week, is he gunna get me out??????.....ya jerk!

* The churches are corrupt mate, it's all about money these days.

* Pray for me mate and I'll win the Melbourne Cup.

* I admire what you're doing mate but it's just not for me, I love my sex too much.

* Tried religion mate but the wife didn't like it, she likes her freedom.

* I don't need a teacher mate the holy ghost teaches me.

* I used to be right into it mate but I don't know, I guess I'm just a p..s head and I like me drugs too much, sorry mate.

* Thank you for giving me your full name, though I do not know why in the world I would be the least bit interested.

* I experienced an uplifting of my heart and soul when I was greeted with your 'God-filled smile' on the street this morning.

* Your article about the 'fairer sex' and their place in the scheme of the church was of interest to me and two females who read it also agreed,

* You are obviously a man who thinks straight and says what he believes. 

All comments on this article were made by either Church Pastors, Priests, Police, men, women, children and people who claim to know God and love their neighbour.....the truth about everything will set you free, from everything.

* I hate you!

* People like you scare people away from Jesus!

* Thank you very much for the disc and the literature, I will keep you in my prayers.

* What have you got for us this week Pastor Paul?

* I disagree with 'most' of your missives contents and your interpretation of scripture.

* Your dvd message 'God's Plan For Your Life' was superb.

* I did watch your dvd/The Witness, in a word it was 'honest'.

*Your ability to focus on your vocation is incredible.

* Juvy, I watched that 'Witness Video' the other night it was beautiful.

* Keep up the good work Paul.

* You are no doubt a true watchman in this city.

* Just for you to be on the streets of this country for the past 20 years offering people the 'way' tells of God's love.

* Juvy, when I see your husband on the streets I am reminded of Paul the apostle in the marketplace.

* I'm going to tell the police on you, you are an ar..hole.

* Keep it for Sunday mate and give us some peace.

* On reading the word today I had a fresh realisation on how blessed I am to have a pastor like you.

* Don't ever put your garbage literature in my mail box ever again or I will take legal action.

* It's fanatics like you that give God a bad name.

* There is no hell mate, this is hell, this life.

* Everyone will eventually get to heaven anyway, so what's all the bother about mate, relax, God loves everyone not only you mate.

* Face it mate, Jesus was gay and he wasn't married.

* John 3:16 mate, John 3:16 mate,, John 3:16 mate!!!!!

* I'm Jesus mate!......so wake up to ya fu..en self!!!!!!

* It's cool mate, I'm gunna get me act together just before the great tribulation period, she'll be right mate.

* Ya got the wrong attitude mate, ya shouldn't be preaching on the streets mate you should be trying to help mother earth.

 

Just by the remarks of these peoples we are able to get a thumb nail sketch of society in Brisbane City and nation-wide. I have heard these type of comments for the past 20 years and they have become more vile and pagan as the days go by. Some comments are not able to be printed due to the offensive wickedness of the filthy mouth of the males and females who made them. Gender is no exception these days......Selah.

* It's Friday today mate, party tonight mateeeeeee!

* I need you to pray for me mate, I'm really down.

* I just got out of gaol mate, I'll have some of that, I'll read it on the train.

* It's good getting your stuff here in the morning I can read it on the bus, thanks.

* Don't ya ever get sick of that garbage man?

* I tried all that church stuff mate, I got sick of falling on the floor.

* You're the closest thing I've seen to a christian for years.

* What about the paedophiles that run the churches mate?

* Man, are you here again?

* I'm looking for a pastor that goes out into the world and tells it the way it really is.

* I don't like ya chances mate, the people in this city couldn't give a sh.t about Jesus but good luck anyway.

* How ya going man!

* Didn't I see you preaching in Townsville years ago?

* Shut ya mouth dic. he.d!!!

* Keep it for yourself mate no ones interested, chill out!

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